What color IS unsympathetic, by the way? Puce? Chartreuse? A sneering shade of orange? An unflattering olive-green?


Howcome when a kid gets stuck someplace, it's a bad parent's fault, but when a kitten or a puppy does it, people think it's either cute or a trigger for frantic and dramatic rescue action, with lots of cameras and TV coverage? Exactly how long does it take for a small person to have a mishap, anyway? What's the going fine for making an innocent mistake or even going exploring at all?