They're here and they're there and they're everywhere

We're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But batallions of fascists still dream of a master race
The history books they tell of their defeat in forty-five
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died
They say the prisoner of Spandau was a symbol of defeat
Whilst Hess remained imprisoned and the fascists they were beat
So the promise of an aryan world would never materialise
So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

The world is riddled with maggots - the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureacrats
They're taking over the board rooms and they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died
So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the Nazis never really went away
They're out there burning houses down and peddling racist lies
And we'll never rest again until every Nazi dies.

"George Bush & 1984: You Decide." - Five Easy Steps For Turning America Into A Totalitarian State

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Doctor Who - Bang-Bang-a-Boom, a Big Finish Audio Adventure starring Sylvester McCoy and Bonnie Langford as the Seventh Doctor and Mel. Submitted, as the Christmas 2002 adventure, a pantomime-esque parody of the Eurovision Song Contest and various other space genre shows as the Doctor and Mel encounter mystery, death, intergalactic war, terrorism, and badly written songs on the advanced monitoring station Dark Space 8...

From the liner notes:

Top Five Eurovision Song Contest winners:

L'Armour Est Blue (France, 1968)

Ding-A-Dong (Holland, 1975)

A Ba Ni Bi (Israel, 1978)

Poupee de Cire, Poupee de Son (France, 1965)

Waterloo (Sweden, 1974)

Top Five tedious things that happen in Star Trek/Space 1999/Deep Space Babylon Voyager Spacecape 9, etc:

An alien force recreates all the standing sets on their own planet

An alien claims to be God

Aliens similar to Arabs/Israelis appear in a clumsily tasteless and specious political allegory

Something funny happens (everyone starts evovling back into fish or a mouldy cheese eats the ship) and everybody takes it incredibly seriously in an attempt to make the dilemma seem realistic, but it backfires by emphasising its ludicrousness

Something that happened in the show four years ago is mentioned for no other reason than to make the day of a socially awkward viewer in New Jersey

We hope we've done justice to all of the above in Bang-Bang-a-Boom!

You can tell I'm going to enjoy this...