Again, the Daily Show
Jul. 31st, 2004 01:47 amRob Corddry telling people to get their hopes up for the Presidential election, and tuck away that vague sense of inevitable heartbreak away:
Jon Stewart: Inevitable heartbreak? Isn't it a bit early to be making such a prediction?
Rob Corddry: I'm from Boston, Jon. I know how these things work.
Go ahead, Democrats! Let yourself hope! Stock up on beer and chips for the victory party! Tell yourself that this Fall, it'll be different! That way, when Florida dribbles through between Kerry's legs, you'll have enough memories to last a lifetime. A bitter - angry, angry lifetime.
(beat)
F**k the Yankees!