Da Interview, Redux

I'm bored, I can't really find stuff to talk about - the news is so depressing, what with Katrina, then the anticlimax of Rita, the ongoing war in Iraq, Roberts being sworn in as Chief Justice. I can't even get happy about Tom DeLay's indictment, except to say "What the fuck took them so long?"

So, I'll open this to the floor, if anybody cares. A couple of years ago there was this "interview" meme going around. I kind of liked answering the questions, so... here it goes again. Any of you. Interview me. Five questions. Any topic. I'll answer them as completely and as honestly as I can.