khaosworks | The best thing about the Left Behind books is the way the non-Christians get their guts pulled out

A Whore that Sitteth on Many Waters
What the Left Behind Series Really Means
by Joe Bageant
www.dissidentvoice.org
December 17, 2005
"Jesus merely raised one hand a few inches and a yawning chasm opened in the earth, stretching far and wide enough to swallow all of them. They tumbled in, howling and screeching, but their wailing was soon quashed and all was silent when the earth closed itself again."

-- From Glorious Appearing by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins

"The best thing about the Left Behind books is the way the non-Christians get their guts pulled out by God."

-- 15-year old fundamentalist fan of the Left Behind series
That is the sophisticated language and appeal of America’s all-time best selling adult novels celebrating the ethnic cleansing of non-Christians at the hands of Christ. If a Muslim were to write an Islamic version of last book in the Left Behind series, Glorious Appearing, and publish it across the Middle East, Americans would go berserk. Yet tens of millions of Christians eagerly await and celebrate an End Time when everyone who disagrees with them will be murdered in ways that make Islamic beheading look like a bridal shower. Jesus -- who apparently has a much nastier streak than we have been led to believe -- merely speaks and “the bodies of the enemy are ripped wide open down the middle.” In the book Christians have to drive carefully to avoid “hitting splayed and filleted corpses of men and women and horses,” even as the riders’ tongues are melting in their mouths and they are being wide-open gutted by God’s own hand, the poor damned horses are getting the same treatment. Sort of a divinely inspired version of “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.”

This may be some of the bloodiest hate fiction ever published, but it is also what tens of millions of Americans believe is God’s will. It is approximately what everyone in the congregation sitting around me last Sunday at my brother’s church believes. Or some version of it. How can anyone acquire and hold such notions? Answer: The same way you got yours and I got mine. Conditioning. From family and school and society, but from within a different American caste than the one in which you were raised. And from things stamped deep in childhood -- such as coming home terrified to an empty house.

One September day when I was in the third grade I got off the school bus and walked up the red dust powdered lane to my house only to find no one there. The smudgy white front door of the old frame house stood open. My footsteps on the unpainted gray porch creaked in the fall stillness. With increasing panic, I went through every room, and then ran around the outside crying and sobbing in the grip of the most horrific loneliness and terror. I believed with all my heart that The Rapture had come and that all my family had been taken up to heaven leaving me alone on earth to face God’s terrible wrath. As it turned out they were at the neighbor’s house scarcely 300 yards down the road, and returned in a few minutes. But it took me hours to calm down. I dreamed about it for years afterward.

Since then I have spoken to others raised in fundamentalist families who had the same childhood experience of coming home and thinking everyone had been “raptured up.” The Rapture -- the time when God takes up all saved Christians before he lets loose slaughter, pestilence and torture upon the earth -- is very real to people in whom its glorious and grisly promise was instilled and cultivated from birth. Even those who escape fundamentalism agree its marks are permanent. We may no longer believe in being raptured up, but the grim fundamentalist architecture of the soul stands in the background of our days. There is an apocalyptic starkness that remains somewhere inside us, one that tinges all of our feelings and thoughts of higher matters. Especially about death, oh beautiful and terrible death, for naked eternity is more real to us than to you secular humanists. I get mail from hundreds of folks like me, the different ones who fled and became lawyers and teachers and therapists and car mechanics, dope dealers and stockbrokers and waitresses. And every one of them has felt that thing we understand between us, that skulls piled clear to heaven redemption through absolute self-worthlessness and you ain’t shit in the eyes of God so go bleed to death in some dark corner stab in the heart at those very moments when we should have been most proud of ourselves. Self-hate. That thing that makes us sabotage our own inner happiness when we are most free and operating as self-realizing individuals. This kind of Christianity is a black thing. It is a blood religion, that willingly gives up sons to America’s campaigns in the Holy Land, hoping they will bring on the much-anticipated war between good and evil in the Middle East that will hasten the End Times. Bring Jesus back to Earth.
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The Left Behind books represent everything I hate about Christian fundamentalism. The blind literal adherence to Scripture where it suits their purposes, but at the same time they show no compunction in embellishing and interpreting it where it does not. The inability to see the contradiction between a loving God that sacrified His own son, and in a sense Himself, to redeem the sins of His creation and one that casually, and with deliberate aforethought, destroy those who do nothing else but not believe in Him. The incessant, ever-present and humourless drumbeat of conformity that continues to judge your every action, to the point where persecution comes from within the church community more than from without.

And hell, they're not even well written. The prose borders on the pornographically violent, the constructions are awkward, the characterisations both cardboard and patriarchal. I started reading the first book and threw it aside by the second chapter or so. It gave me the chills, and not in a good way.

There are churches that are not like this. There are Christians that are not like this. But this is the most public face, the most vocal face. Fundamentalism, as expressed and exemplified in these books, is so tremendously ugly, and the fact that they are popular, and digested at length by so many people makes it all the uglier. It's stuff like this that makes me ashamed on occasion to profess that I'm a Christian, as if by admitting it I am tainted by association.

My name is Terence Chua. I am a Christian. And we do not believe in fear or hate.

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I feel a bit the same about the american flag. Crosses and flags are both symbols that aren't as rigidly defined as some of the people waving them around would like to think. Hi, I'm one of those liberal socialist hippie type americans, and it's my flag too. (Besides, burning it is so 70s, and it's pretty firmly established by now that the map is firmly the territory in a conservative's mind.)

One thing that has always puzzled me about that particular form of the christian mythos; I can't imagine anyone outside of an HP Lovecraft novel buying into the idea of a schizophrenic murderous deity out to destroy the world and somehow thinking of them as the good guy.
Why aren't these fundamentalists researching ways to STOP armageddon? Sure, it would be just as crazy as what they're doing now, but at least it would have merit. If a god like that existed, we'd have to find a way to destroy it before it destroyed us. I know, because I saw it it in a movie/tv show/d&d module. Oh, wait. They hate those too. Never mind.
(Consider the above lightly seasoned with a grain of salt about the size of Lot's wife.)

Because of course God wouldn't be unhappy with *them*. *They're* the good children who will get to point and laugh at all the people being punished, because those people will deserve it. In part for laughing at them or telling them they're wrong or daring to point out flaws in their logic.

Fundamentalists in general.... not big on the logic. Really kind of going out of their way to supress any resorting to logic or questioning their interpretation, etc.

Kind of reminds me of the Puritan groups who were very much into saying that they believed in everyone reading the bible and interpretting scripture for themselves... until people started interpreting scripture in a way that disagreed with them - when suddenly those people became dangerous heretics and evil and inspired by the devil.

Fundamentalists in general.... not big on the logic.
True of course. But faith does not have to be logical. It's faith, not proof. My criticism would be along the lines that the contents of Christian religion is forgiveness. If Jesus has been born to disembowel all those that do not think of themselves as being "THE RIGHTEOUS" I must have missed some vital information in the bible. I also seem to recall that he died for the sinners and not unilaterally for "THE RIGHTEOUS" - which would have made no - logical - sense at all, for those (theoretically) without sin would not be in dire need of forgiveness. For what?
So basically the image of Buddy Jesus surfing in on the Apocalypse to eviscerate some billion sinners is - in fact - highly blasphemous. So if there's some disembowelling to be done and maybe a little list of possible prospects available, it should be headed by authors and readers of that particular crap. Sorry for my blunt way of putting it.
Or rather. Not sorry.

Sure, He died for all sinners, but the catch (there's always a catch) to not being filleted is that you have to believe. The Bible is actually pretty clear on that point—the infidels are gonna suffer.

Where it's significantly less clear is exactly what constitutes a sufficient demonstration of faith to be among the saved.

The best thing about the Left Behind books is the way the non-Christians get their guts pulled out

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