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khaosworks) wrote2002-05-28 02:32 am
khaosworks) wrote2002-05-28 02:32 am
Stop me before I filk again
The inevitable Attack of the Clones filk.
(ttto "Mr Bojangles")
I knew a man called Jango
And he'd kill for cash
He liked it too
With Mandalorian armor
And a missile pack
He'd give the old one-two
It rained all the time
Man, it was wet
And they were growing all
These trooper clones
A matching set
And I knew at once
That we'd been had
He said this guy Tyrannus
Had commissioned him
It was looking bad
And tried his best
To give me hell
I used my saber to
Deflect his blasts
But I slipped and fell
That was on Geonosis
When the Army attacked
He fought with Windu
And he met his end
Got his head detached
(ttto "Mr Bojangles")
I knew a man called Jango
And he'd kill for cash
He liked it too
With Mandalorian armor
And a missile pack
He'd give the old one-two
- He would jump so high
Jump so high
Then he'd shoot you right down
It rained all the time
Man, it was wet
And they were growing all
These trooper clones
A matching set
- They looked like him
Yes, they looked like him
It was his DNA
Mr Clone Jango
Mr Clone Jango
Mr Clone Jango - don't shoot
And I knew at once
That we'd been had
He said this guy Tyrannus
Had commissioned him
It was looking bad
- We fought in the rain
We fought in the rain
And I damn nearly drowned
And tried his best
To give me hell
I used my saber to
Deflect his blasts
But I slipped and fell
- I climbed back up
Feeling like a jerk
But he'd flown away
That was on Geonosis
When the Army attacked
He fought with Windu
And he met his end
Got his head detached
- But he lives on
He lives on
In the clones we now use
Mr Clone Jango
Mr Clone Jango
Mr Clone Jango - lives on
Re: Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so Precise