But it worked for Arthur Dent (Updated).

( US peace activist run over by Israeli bulldozer in Gaza Strip. )

The real N*SHIT

( With a meaningful look to the camera... )

How about a dancing frog?

( Talking Fish Stuns New York. )

And luck is what we're going to need...

( UN pulls out from Iraqi border. )

No, it's not what you're thinking.

( Paris set for Elf trial. Legolas pleads not guilty. )

Well, *I'm* convinced

( This Modern World 3/17/03: We Tried To Warn You. )

War is good for business

( War means bigger profits. As long as you're not French, and give generously to the GOP, that is. )