As if SARS weren't enough...

( Italian satellite to crash in 48 hours; equatorial nations alerted. )

Update: It's landed in the Pacific.

It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May...

Happy Beltane, people!

Any excuse for a shag, I always say.

Balls to your partner!
Arse against the wall!
If you can't laid on a Saturday night
You'll never get laid at all!

(Okay, so it's Wednesday, not Saturday, but the principle applies...)

Album covers! I wants them album covers!

Deriving way too much pleasure from looking up album cover art with Clutter and then transferring them into iTunes 4.

I need a life.