It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May...

[khaosworks]

Happy Beltane, people!

Any excuse for a shag, I always say.

Balls to your partner!
Arse against the wall!
If you can't laid on a Saturday night
You'll never get laid at all!

(Okay, so it's Wednesday, not Saturday, but the principle applies...)

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Hooray!

[etherial.livejournal.com]

Hooray Hooray
The First of May
Outdoor Fucking
Starts today!

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeee!

[merde.livejournal.com]

you know, i used to say "if you can't get laid at a science fiction convention, you can't get laid at all."

then i went to a few conventions and couldn't get laid.

alas.

laid at convention

[gtpooh.livejournal.com]

Not only did I get laid at my first scifi convention, I married the man. ::laugh::

End of Hostilities

[gtpooh.livejournal.com]

Not to take away from the deliciousness of the holiday, but does anyone besides me wonder why Bush started the "war" on Ostara and is declaring hostilities at an end tomorrow, on Beltane. I could buy that the first was a coinkydink. . .but this stretches it.

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

For summer is a cumin' in
and winter gone away-o
So welcome in the summer
and welcome in the May-o

Or, as Chaucer said,

Sumer is a-cumin in
(lude sing cuckoo!)
Groweth sed and bloweth med
and springs the world anew