khaosworks: (Groucho)
khaosworks ([personal profile] khaosworks) wrote2007-07-14 10:58 am
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Two more weeks until we find out...

... Snape and Draco live happily ever after and raise little Death Eaters.

... the punchline to the Voldemort has no nose joke.

... Dumbledore is Voldemort's alter ego.

... Hermione is a man...

... and is Harry's father...

... and Ron doesn't mind.

... the last words of the book are "Don't Stop..." and it ends on a blank page.

... Harry doesn't die, it's just a simple misunderstanding about him sleeping with the fishes.

... Ginny Weasley turns out to be Harry's time travelling mother.

... Cthulhu eats everyone.

[identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Rosebud was his wand.

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2007-07-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Harry and Hermione finely kiss,
mean while Ron arranges the rocks to say GOODBYE.

[identity profile] chriso.livejournal.com 2007-07-16 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
McGonnigal wakes up as Dumbledore steps out of the shower...