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Two more weeks until we find out...
Jul. 14th, 2007 10:58 am... Snape and Draco live happily ever after and raise little Death Eaters.
... the punchline to the Voldemort has no nose joke.
... Dumbledore is Voldemort's alter ego.
... Hermione is a man...
... and is Harry's father...
... and Ron doesn't mind.
... the last words of the book are "Don't Stop..." and it ends on a blank page.
... Harry doesn't die, it's just a simple misunderstanding about him sleeping with the fishes.
... Ginny Weasley turns out to be Harry's time travelling mother.
... Cthulhu eats everyone.
... the punchline to the Voldemort has no nose joke.
... Dumbledore is Voldemort's alter ego.
... Hermione is a man...
... and is Harry's father...
... and Ron doesn't mind.
... the last words of the book are "Don't Stop..." and it ends on a blank page.
... Harry doesn't die, it's just a simple misunderstanding about him sleeping with the fishes.
... Ginny Weasley turns out to be Harry's time travelling mother.
... Cthulhu eats everyone.
