khaosworks: (Jay)
2008-07-21 10:38 am
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"Why so serious?"

Re: The Dark Knight

Good movie, worth watching, great popcorn stuff, but man, was it long. Nolan and Goyer's script was well paced and plotted, but there were a few missteps, which I shall elaborate somewhat on. While some people are hailing this as the ultimate super-hero movie ever made, I still say the crown is staying right on Superman II's head. But that's just me.

As a side note, someone give Christian Bale a lozenge. Please. Or get Kevin Conroy to ADR his Batman speech.

Spoiler review follows. )
khaosworks: (Iron Man)
2008-05-19 12:36 pm

Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC: Iron Man and Batman #2

In another hilarious installment of "Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC", Iron Man and Batman discuss their movies. Might be spoilers for those who've not seen Iron Man or Batman Begins.

And if you're in that category, I... I... *choke* I just don't know you anymore...

khaosworks: (Salute)
2007-03-19 04:08 pm

"What are you, dense? ...

... Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Spirit."

What? The Spirit isn't about whores. )

Bonus parody )