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The Unknown Stuntman
performed by Lee Majors

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
I've never been with anything less
Than a nine — so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defying life I lead
I like to take my chances
I die for a living in the movies and TV
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman
That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school
But I've taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out
For pay — a hey hey
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay — hey hey

I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan up a vine
'Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman
That made Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me President
But I got the best First Ladies
Some days I got 'em as far as the eye
Can see — ooh whee
A morning dive with Jacky Smith
A crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me

I might fall from a tall building
So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
So he can kiss and flirt
While that smooth talker's kissing my girl
I'm just kissing dirt
Yes I'm the Lonely Stuntman
That made a lover out of Burt

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