Two more weeks until we find out...

[khaosworks]

... Snape and Draco live happily ever after and raise little Death Eaters.

... the punchline to the Voldemort has no nose joke.

... Dumbledore is Voldemort's alter ego.

... Hermione is a man...

... and is Harry's father...

... and Ron doesn't mind.

... the last words of the book are "Don't Stop..." and it ends on a blank page.

... Harry doesn't die, it's just a simple misunderstanding about him sleeping with the fishes.

... Ginny Weasley turns out to be Harry's time travelling mother.

... Cthulhu eats everyone.

Comments

[opadit.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to remove myself from all media from the day it's released until I've finished reading it, aren't I?

I'm reminded of how "The Sixth Sense" was spoiled for me. Granted, I didn't get around to seeing it for about a year and a half after its release, but, still, the fact that it was casually spoiled for me in a review of another movie was just plain sad.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Rosebud was his wand.

[johno.livejournal.com]

Or Harry and Voldemort fall over Reichenbach Falls

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

Bob Hartley wakes up.

[johno.livejournal.com]

Harry and Hermione finely kiss,
mean while Ron arranges the rocks to say GOODBYE.

[chriso.livejournal.com]

McGonnigal wakes up as Dumbledore steps out of the shower...

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

I refer you to my esteemed colleague.

[madfilkentist]

I like the idea of posting lots of false spoilers to bury the real ones in noise ...

Except one of yours might be right by accident (unlikely), and then we'd have to hunt you down.

[aunty_marion]

I think I've read all of those in fanfic.

[thatcrazycajun.livejournal.com]

You sick puppy, you...(and I mean that in the nicest way)
BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

[misshallelujah.livejournal.com]

... Cthulhu eats everyone.

That would be the best ending. Ever.