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... Snape and Draco live happily ever after and raise little Death Eaters.

... the punchline to the Voldemort has no nose joke.

... Dumbledore is Voldemort's alter ego.

... Hermione is a man...

... and is Harry's father...

... and Ron doesn't mind.

... the last words of the book are "Don't Stop..." and it ends on a blank page.

... Harry doesn't die, it's just a simple misunderstanding about him sleeping with the fishes.

... Ginny Weasley turns out to be Harry's time travelling mother.

... Cthulhu eats everyone.

Date: 2007-07-14 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opadit.livejournal.com
I'm going to have to remove myself from all media from the day it's released until I've finished reading it, aren't I?

I'm reminded of how "The Sixth Sense" was spoiled for me. Granted, I didn't get around to seeing it for about a year and a half after its release, but, still, the fact that it was casually spoiled for me in a review of another movie was just plain sad.

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