an icepick through the keyhole

i hate, hate, hate having my name in the paper, because they always print more or less the opposite of what i said. most people i know who've ever been in the paper have had similar experiences. i don't know if this is because a lot of reporters are just stupid, or because they intentionally choose to misrepresent things to make them sound the way they want them to.

either way, i don't trust anything i read in the newspaper.