Strange dreams

"Tarzan In New York" remade as a 70s sexploitation flick.

Rene Russo playing herself as a rookie cop who stumbles on a case of not quite corruption - more like overkill - within the justice system, where certain individuals are being charged with and convicted of much harsher crimes than they should be.

Anne Bancroft as a distant aunt of mine in an Escheresque mansion that's bigger than most hotels I've been in.

These do not appear to be connected.

Succumbing to the monolith

Oh, in the wake of Apple announcing that its new iChat application coming up in the next upgrade of Mac OS X is going to be using the AOL network, I've basically started using AOL Instant Messager pretty much exclusively (as khaosworks, of course). Now you know where to find me.

Survivor: Abydos

Now here's an idea...