Hanging out at the comic shop on a Saturday

Me: Hey, Hector Hammond, haven't seen you for a while.
G: What?
Me: You know - that Green Lantern villain with the really high forehead like you've got a receding hairline. Or I could have called you The Leader, but that would be overestimating your abilities.
G: Just stay there across the table where I can't reach you.

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G: Who's that guy, A?
S: He's just a new guy that hangs out here you haven't met before.
G: Well, he's really fucking annoying.
Me: We had to find a replacement for you.

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G: So is this zoo thing going to be a serious date?
J: We're already beyond serious.
G: Beyond serious? What does that mean? Have you met her folks?
J: Yeah. Her Mom likes me, I think.
Me: That's it, you're doomed when parents like you. What about her Dad?
J: He offered to give me tickets to the World Cup opening match.
Me: Before or after the match was played?
G: Hey, I was going to ask that!

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S: A's girlfriend just asked me if there was anything else she could do for me. I said, "Not right now."
Me: I couldn't reply to something like that. It's too easy a shot.
G: We have certain standards of professionalism to uphold.