Batten down the hatches

The DDOS attack may recur on Monday.

Superbowl? Isn't that a Chinese Restaurant?

Oh, it's Super Bowl weekend.

Damn, I'm missing some good commercials.

Can we pingflood the bastard who keeps playing "Stairway"?

Guitar maker preps digital network platform

If all goes well for a small band of engineers at Gibson Labs in Sunnyvale, Calif., this will be the year they put commercial electric guitars on an Ethernet network for the first time. The next question: Will anyone want a digital Les Paul?

Jeff Vallier hopes so. He is one of about a dozen Gibson engineers who have been working almost three years to craft Magic Ñ a custom digital network technology based on Ethernet Ñ that Gibson will build into future guitars, amps, speakers and other gear.

So, does that mean that an 802.11g compliant one would really be an Air Guitar?

I am the 300-pound transvestite LARPer in the Gorean slave girl costume!

Making up new Darkwing Duck intro lines is a good way to idle away the quiet hours on #filkhaven...