Oh go ahead, Jack, slit your wrists

( Worst. Book. Review. Ever. )

Can you say quagmire, boys and girls?

( Salon.com - Welcome to Vietnam, Mr. President. )

This one's for Jost

( The heck with my traditional heterosexual lifestyle! I'm marrying a goat! )

That's not funny... that's sick!

Listening to Frank Sinatra on iTunes, I suddenly had a vision of Ed Gein's closet, with row on row of patched together suits made from the skins of his victims, all singing Cole Porter's "I've Got You Under My Skin".