When the whistle blows

And Another One Crawls Out of The Woodwork Singing and Dancing By Mr. Terence Chua, Waiting To See The White House Response On This One.

( Ex-FBI translator: I saw papers that showed the US know Al-Qaeda would attack with aeroplanes. )

TMI

I would like to have sexual relations with every woman on the regular cast of Firefly.

Preferably all at the same time.

Or maybe just watch them.

And while I'm at it, I also want world peace and goodwill toward men.

More Stupid Pet Tricks

( Bush aides block Clinton's papers from 9/11 Commission. )

Someone pay Michael Crichton

( Electrodes planted in man's brain to cure Tourette's syndrome. )

Dominion politics

( Valley Advocate: Creating a Theocracy in America )

"It's Surround Sound! It's like you're there!"

The Adventures of Seinfeld and Superman.

Yeah, it's an ad for American Express. But it's funny. And it's Superman.