khaosworks | Jun. 26th, 2004

Astral projection time machine for sale on eBay.

Here's the description:

The Hyper Dimensional Resonator (HDR) is one of the most advanced instruments of it's kind in the entire world. An advanced two dial, one bank unit that has many uses. It is primarily designed as an astral projection/time machine and unlimited white light generator. The unit comes with a witness well, rubbing plate, multidimensional stabilizer, clear switch, power switch, and time-coil. It is the only unit of it's kind in the world. If you have ever had difficulties astral projecting then this device can help you to succeed. Strictly a research tool.

Operational Procedures

The unit works similar to a radionic unit. The two dials are tuned radionically to the date and time you wish to travel to. The time coil headband sends the vibrational energy of that time into your third eye. After this is done for 5-10 minutes, you meditate and your astral body should be transported to the date and time you chose. If you have done the procedure on a grid point or vortex, you may even be physically transported in time. The unit comes with complete written instructions for proper use. HDR

For those who interested in the physical (not astral) Time Machine project, please email us at: yccc@scientist.com

I could ridicule this, but anything I say at this point would really be anticlimatic. Note that these things have been sold for $500 retail - someone must be trying to unload his after he discovered that he basically could time travel only into the future... at a speed of one second per second.

People more versed in astral travel and tell me what a "witness well" is. From what I can gather, it's a tool used to protect astral travelers from psychic attack - it's basically a little compartment to put stuff that will act as a "witness". Don't ask me how it works.