[Obit] And so it has come to this.

( John William Carson, 1925-2005 )

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

(Brace yourselves for the countless and inevitable editorial cartoons which will show St. Peter ushering Carson through the Pearly Gates with, "Heeeeeerrre's Johnny.")