Oct. 16th, 2007

khaosworks: (More cowbell)
From Bash.org - the repository of odd IM and IRC quotes and exchanges:

#414593
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably
interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a
friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. 
This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company
saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but
we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for
comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less
qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody
else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time
to complain about the person that we hired.
khaosworks: (Who?)
Ten first lines from my iTunes playlist right now. Guess the songs. Bonus points for guessing the artist and album, or guessing the version that I have (if it's been covered), where applicable. Play fair now, no Googling.

All love songs. Of course.

1) "You're dangerous, 'cause you're honest."

2) "You can't know, oh no, you can't know, how much I think about you."

3) "It's not the way you smile that touched my heart."

4) "I drew a picture of you; you and your anchor tattoo."

5) "You've done it all, you've broken every code."

6) "It felt like Springtime on this February morning..."

7) "It's not the pale moon that excites me."

8) "You give your hand to me, and then you say hello."

9) "I know a couple — she sits in a rocking chair..."

10) "Jump into the night, gas up and down shift, cruise up the coast on the FM drift..."

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