Khaotic twitters

What kind of day has it been:

07:06 It's almost Inauguration Day. Our long international nightmare is over - and another begins.

07:06 Cynical? Moi?

07:10 Oh, all right, I'm hopeful. Just a smidgen. I like preparing for worst case scenarios.

07:13 Obama could be a fetus-sucking Reptoid bent on summoning Yog Sothoth and bathing the Lincoln Memorial in virgin blood. It could happen.

21:04 watches the Inauguration coverage on CNN.

23:47 Cheney in a wheelchair looks remarkably like Davros.

00:22 38 minutes and counting. The Clintons are coming out. Bets on whether Bill will lunge forward and try to swear himself in.

00:32 Here's Georgie! Poor baby looks a bit lost.

00:36 I take it back. Cheney's not Davros, he's Blofeld. All he needs it the fluffy cat.

00:41 The new President is here! Bring out the sacrifices! Virgins! Goats! Virgin goats!

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