Khaotic twitters

What kind of day has it been:

00:26 Goodnight, my little ones. Do everything I wouldn't do. I live vicariously.

06:51 wakes up to find iTunes Store choked by, most likely, requests for iPhone/iTouch 3.0 update and begging for mercy.

09:48 *sigh* I'm an old leftie who's all for civil rights, but I sometimes wish activists would get a grip... or perspective. is.gd/14SLm

12:50 Put a pony in me pocket. I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.

15:31 Goat to Get You Into My Life; Every Time You Goat Away; There She Goats; Behhhnd on the Run #goatsongs

16:05 How many were paid out? RT @qikipedia: In 1994, 35,000 Americans insured themselves against being kidnapped and eaten by aliens.

17:45 RT @qikipedia: In the last 15 years, the main alien-abduction insurance company in the US has paid out twice! Does anyone have more detals??

18:41 Two alien insurance claims: is.gd/15e4s and is.gd/15e5i

19:15 needs to cull the number of apps on his iTouch.

21:40 EA Sports Active 30 Day Challenge Day 4: concentrated on upper body stuff, so not as whacked. Still can't play tennis. Can't dance, either.

21:59 sits down to the latest MythBusters. Pregnant Kari Byron is still hot.

22:01 ... and I say that in an entirely-not-meaning-to-be-creepy way, of course. Don't take out a restraining order. Gillian Anderson was enough.

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