an icepick through the keyhole

Not sure if I'd do JC... Never had that much exposure to make that decision... though there are those I probably WOULD do, if I were so inclined in that direction... Johnny Depp comes to mind, and perhaps Vigo Mortensen (sp?)... but I'd rather stick to my own slobberfest... Holly Marie Combs (slobber, drool)...

As for you being boring and vanilla? Bah, Anyone warped enough to create something as strange and wonderful as "Can you hear the pipes, Cthulhu?" is far from boring and vanilla... Warped is a good thing (spoken by a truly warped person)