NEW SONG: The Cthulhumas Song

[khaosworks]

The Cthulhumas Song
Lyrics © 2008 by Terence Chua
(to the tune of "The Christmas Song" by Mel Tormé and Bob Wells)

http://www.khaosworks.org/mp3/The_Cthulhumas_Song.mp3

Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at the toes
Cultish songs being sung by a choir
With folks dressed up like Wendigoes

Everybody knows the ghouls come out to play tonight
Forks and knives laid out with care
Tiny Tots on a campfire light
Taste best when they are medium rare

We know that Santa will be fine
His bloodied corpse goes well with vintage wine
And it is really true what they suppose
That the tastiest part is Rudolph's nose

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To usher in the end of days
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Merry Christmas, everyone.