khaosworks | My tweets (Reply)

Tue, 01:51: Going to Brunei for a week long conference first week of October. WTH is there to do in Brunei?
Tue, 02:09: She didn't want people to be scared by men in white. #whyisabellalohcanceledhalloween
Tue, 02:11: She wanted to spare the public from seeing "slutty tapir" costumes. #whyisabellalohcanceledhalloween
Tue, 02:12: She figured having her face all over the news was a much cheaper way to scare people. #whyisabellalohcanceledhalloween
Tue, 04:36: Threw out my Borders Card. Like the 5th Doctor when his sonic screwdriver was zapped, "I feel as if you've just killed an old friend."

an icepick through the keyhole