And now, live, from the innermost circle of Hell

[khaosworks]

I swear I'm not making this up.

Courting Muslims, Bush hosts Ramandan Dinner

Hoping to improve America's wartime image in the Islamic world, President Bush brought ambassadors from Muslim countries to the White House on Monday for prayers and a traditional Ramadan dinner, telling them the bombing must continue because "evil has no holy days."

"And crime never takes a holiday, chum. To the Batcave!" Commissioner Gordon to Dubya. You're not a superhero. Unless you consider drooling a mutant power. Lose the cape.

Taliban Say It Lost Track of Bin Laden; U.S. Hunts Him

"We don't know whether he is in Afghanistan or not," Zaeef said after returning from a visit to Kandahar, the Taliban's spiritual home which is still firmly in their hands. "But he is definitely not in our area."

"I swear, he was there just a minute ago when I put him down. Sorry. I don't know where he could have gotten himself to, the little dickens. I'm such a putz. Be losing my own head next."

Comments

[thespian.livejournal.com]

Quick! Someone show the President Paul McCartney's Pipes of Peace video!

(then again, the germans and british who stopped and played football (er, soccer), on Christmas that day were all good Christians, so that prolly doesn't count.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't complain.

Here in the US, *we* have to live with this guy.