Get a haircut

[khaosworks]

(stolen off a MUSH BBoard)

LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"

LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible."

DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."

LUKE: "NO!"

DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?"

LUKE: "Threepio??"

DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old."

LUKE: "No."

DARTH VADER: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."

LUKE: "I worked hard on that moisture farm."

DARTH VADER: "What? Hauling buckets? I spent my childhood as a slave then *real* Jedi training, not 'a few days in the swamp with Yoda'."

LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"

DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"

LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."

DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. waahhh wahhh!'"

LUKE: "Shut up."

DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!"

LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"

DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor - 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.

DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine."

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.

DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!"

Comments

[mz-bstone.livejournal.com]

oh, my!

{wiping eyes, giggling still}

thank-you for that.

B

[dietbubba.livejournal.com]

That's just too damn funny.

[watericgun.livejournal.com]

BWahahhahahahhehehehehooooohoey.

Best laugh I've had all day:)

Marry Me!

[the-magician.livejournal.com]

That was just *so* gloriously funny! You're my hero!!

Thanks

:-)

see....

[tbons.livejournal.com]

it's posts like this that only make me adore you THAT much more!!!!

thanks for the smile.

Re: see....

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. But I can't take credit for it - as I noted, it's from a MUSH Bboard.

[sumtt.livejournal.com]

Somewhat along the same lines, did you manage to catch the MP3 that was making the rounds two months ago - the light saber fight scene between Luke and Vader - only its spoken in Hokkien (local Chinese dialect known for its crudeness of expression.)

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was being distributed via e-mail around the office. Chio ga peng, as they day.

[joatamon]

hee hee hee

[bardling.livejournal.com]

*chortles* Thank you for finding and sharing this here! Still giggling... *hugs*

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Who DID write this?

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

Not sure, really. The Bboard credited a couple of aliases I didn't recognize.