There's something here but I just can't find it

[khaosworks]

I'm kind of surprised nobody has tried to write a Lord of the Rings crossover fic linked to "Ringu". You know, "before you die you see the Ring..."

Okay, maybe not.

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When you speak of it, you make it real...

[(Anonymous)]

Lord of the Ringu Ringu
(tune: "Ring, Ring", Abba)

I was living all alone,
In my cozy little home.
All this time my life was good but dull, in truth quite a snorer.
Till that one unusual day,
When a story came my way.
An unlikely legend all about an item of horror.

It's an object cursed all round,
From a dark place underground, oh-oh,

Ring, ring, ominous toll of a bell,
Ring, ring, bloodcurdling phantoms from hell.
Ring, ring, I'm finally now seeing well,
No safe haven to go, nowhere to flee,
From that one evil eye that stares at me.
Oh, ring, ring, knowing that sleepless things lie.
Oh, ring, ring, last thing you'll see 'fore you die.

Now my life is upside-down,
Had to suddenly leave town.
In the countryside I've never seen so hell-y a vision.
Why'd I live while others died?
Will they come back to my side?
Now I know the truth I have to make a heavy decision.

Risk my life and end the curse?
Or let it spread and make things worse? oh-oh,

Ring, ring, ominous toll of a bell,
Ring, ring, bloodcurdling phantoms from hell.
Ring, ring, I'm finally now seeing well,
No safe haven to go, nowhere to flee,
From that one evil eye that stares at me.
Oh, ring, ring, knowing that sleepless things lie.
Oh, ring, ring, last thing you'll see 'fore you die.

Oh, ring, ring, nightmares that come out of dreams.
Oh, ring, ring, victims who die locked in screams.

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

Cute, but not really what I was thinking of.