Slow down, George!

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Democrats Urge Bush to Slow Down on Iraq

With President Bush expected to use his State of the Union address to bolster his case for attacking Iraq, top Democrats on Wednesday urged him to cool the war rhetoric and seek more support from allies and the American people.

"I think it would be a huge mistake if the president went forward without the support of our allies and the United Nations," Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle of South Dakota told reporters.

Slow Down, George!
(to the tune of "Sit Down, John" from the musical "1776")

Democrats:
Slow down, George! Slow down, George!
For God's sake, George, slow down!
Slow down, George! Slow down, George!
For God's sake, George, slow down!
Someone else just found another warhead!
It's too soon to say there's no other way
Why can't we just give peace another chance?

Bush:
I say hell, no! Hell, no!
No, let's go to war against Iraq!

Democrats:
Someone else just found another warhead!

Bush:
Hell, no!

Democrats:
Slow down, George!

Bush:
No, let's go to war against Iraq!

Democrats:
Someone else just found another warhead!
No, no, no, no smoking gun, no smoking gun!
Why can't we just give peace another chance?
Someone else just found another warhead!
Can't we compromise here?

Bush:
Hell, no!

Democrats:
Let Hans Blix decide here?

Bush:
Hell, no!

Democrats:
Oh, for God's sake, George, slow down!

Bush:
Oh, good God! Consider yourself lucky that you have George Bush to abuse, for Dick Cheney would never tolerate it!

Democrats:
George, you're insane, we'll say it again
Now for God's sake, George, slow down!

Bush:
I say hell, no!

Democrats:
Yes!

Bush:
Hell, no!

Democrats:
Yes!

Bush:
No, let's go to war against Iraq!

Democrats:
Someone else just found another warhead!

Bush:
I say hell, no!

Democrats:
Slow down, George!

Bush:
No, let's go to war against Iraq!

Democrats:
Will someone vote that man out?

Bush:
Never!