And I thought nothing could put me off ice cream...

[khaosworks]

AT LAST - A CONSERVATIVE ALTERNATIVE TO BEN & JERRY'S

Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think it's the best country ever, and so we have set out to make the best ice cream ever! We asked one of America's premier producers of gourmet ice cream to help us create a line of tantalizing flavors from their award winning recipes, and to spare no expense in the selection of ingredients or preparation process. The result is Star Spangled Ice Cream, an exquisitely delicious hand-crafted super premium ice cream featuring a smoothness, texture and taste you simply cannot find in stores. We invite you to sample it and see for yourself! And when you serve Star Spangled, you serve your country, because we proudly donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the US Armed Forces.

Comments

[missfairchild.livejournal.com]

I feel sick. But not quite as sick as they are.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

That has GOT to be a joke....

[swisscheesed.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a farce until I read their FAQ.

Heelllpppp...

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between being glad they are being productive (rather than, say, trying to drive B&G out of business) and being profoundly insulted by their logic. (Of course I hate America and think it sucks. That's why I'm working in my small liberal ways to make it a better and freer country for everyone. Feh.)

At least now I have an excuse to buy a pint of Cherry Garcia next time I go shopping.

[plaid-dragon.livejournal.com]

I clicked through to their website to have a look. When I saw the flavours, I thought it had to be a joke. It's not conservative or patriotic, it's xenophobic. I feel like going straight out to buy B&J just so I'm not supporting star spangled icecream.î

[eviltofu.livejournal.com]

Thank God we don't have Ice Kachang with the Singapore Flag.

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Obviously it's time for me to go indulge in a few pints of Ben and Jerry's. Anyone have suggestions apart from Chunky Monkey?

[pola-bear.livejournal.com]

the full vermonty (maple syrup and pecans) is goooooooooogeous.

[solcita.livejournal.com]

Brownie Batter is my current favorite. =) (it's one of their newest flavors, so it might be a little difficult to find, but it's definitely worth the effort.)

[senchen.livejournal.com]

Yesyes okaywhatever, but does the ice cream TASTE good?

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Their ingredient list left much to be desired. I doubt true super-premium ice creams will have any worries.

[mysticlegacy.livejournal.com]

These are the kind of things I find deeply sinister about America. Kids get the star spangled banner and pledge of allegiance etc drilled into them from a young age and grow up mindlessly patriotic. It's mass social conditioning... orgy porgy Ford and fun!