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Dear God In Heaven How Will Civilization Survive?!? By Mr. Terence Chua, Pundit

Microsoft has warned that a "critical" flaw in the latest versions of its Windows operating system could allow hackers to access a person's computer.

"We don't know how this could have happened," said a spokesman from the monolithic faceless giant that controls the computer industry with a manhood-crushing grip on its testicles by sheer technological momentum and anti-competitive tactics that would have sent the makers of the Sherman Act apoplectic, "Windows has been so secure before."

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[hrrunka]

/me grins and launches into a chorus of "Re-installing Windows" ;)