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Mar. 26th, 2003
AT LAST - A CONSERVATIVE ALTERNATIVE TO BEN & JERRY'S
Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think it's the best country ever, and so we have set out to make the best ice cream ever! We asked one of America's premier producers of gourmet ice cream to help us create a line of tantalizing flavors from their award winning recipes, and to spare no expense in the selection of ingredients or preparation process. The result is Star Spangled Ice Cream, an exquisitely delicious hand-crafted super premium ice cream featuring a smoothness, texture and taste you simply cannot find in stores. We invite you to sample it and see for yourself! And when you serve Star Spangled, you serve your country, because we proudly donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the US Armed Forces.
Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think it's the best country ever, and so we have set out to make the best ice cream ever! We asked one of America's premier producers of gourmet ice cream to help us create a line of tantalizing flavors from their award winning recipes, and to spare no expense in the selection of ingredients or preparation process. The result is Star Spangled Ice Cream, an exquisitely delicious hand-crafted super premium ice cream featuring a smoothness, texture and taste you simply cannot find in stores. We invite you to sample it and see for yourself! And when you serve Star Spangled, you serve your country, because we proudly donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the US Armed Forces.
Top 10 Things Not To Say To An FBI Agent
Mar. 26th, 2003 11:18 pm( FBI Agents go door to door questioning Iraqis in America )
Top 10 things not to say to stupid but humorless FBI questions about whether you know anyone with chemical or biological weapons, even though you may be tempted:
Top 10 things not to say to stupid but humorless FBI questions about whether you know anyone with chemical or biological weapons, even though you may be tempted:
10. "Have you seen the cat lady down the street? Have you tried walking by that house of the damned? The smell alone from all the cat poop, not to mention the dead pigeons..."And the number 1 thing not to say...
9. "How many you want? I can get you bulk discounts."
8. (turn and shout into the house) "Oh, Mahmud? Someone here to see you!"
7. "I didn't think my wife's cooking was that bad!"
6. "Do the Wilson kids count?"
5. "I've always had my doubts about Taco Bell, to be honest."
4. "It was just bad salmon, I swear."
3. "So, gentlemen, you have discovered me at last... but at this moment, the advantage is mine..."
2. "No, no, not at all. Would you like to have some anthrax - I mean - a drink?"
1. "Sure I do! George Bush, that's B-U-S-H, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue..."