A Song For March

[khaosworks]

Hell Froze Over
by The Foremen (1995 Reprise version)

They installed a condom dispenser at the Vatican
Yasser Arafat said he'd never wear that hat again
The Germans gave every Holocaust survivor a Mercedes Benz
And the Tutsis and the Hutus made amends

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They discovered Jimmy Hoffa in a houseboat on Lake Erie
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory...
...was wrong

Woody Allen walked hand-in-hand with Louis Farrakhan
"Face The Nation" had Cindy Crawford and Bo Derek on
The earth fell out of its orbit and careened into the sun
And Bob Dole ran for President and won

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor to Timothy Leary
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory...
...was wrong


Uncle Sam made reparations for repressions great and small
By creating a society with liberty and dignity and equal opportunity
And justice for all

Well that "Earth Goddess" program on Channel 3 went national
Iran and Iraq became one country called "Irrational"
Every commuter in greater Los Angeles learned how to ride the bus
And the rich folks said, "Please tax the shit out of us."

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They served something tasty and nutritious in a high school cafeteri....a
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... yeah
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory...
...was wrong.