Water on Mars - Free shrimp for everyone!

[khaosworks]

NASA FINDS OCEAN WATER ON MARS!
LONG JOHN SILVER'S GIVES AMERICA FREE GIANT SHRIMP TO CELEBRATE
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Long John Silver's President Calls Discovery
"One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Giant Shrimp"

LOUISVILLE, KY, March 24, 2004 - NASA's March 23 announcement of evidence of the past presence of "a body of gently flowing saltwater" on Mars is big news for America, and giant news for seafood fans.

In January, Long John Silver's offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA's Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10.

"This is the big announcement that Long John Silver's has been waiting for since January - that there is evidence of a past salty sea on Mars," said Mike Baker, Chief Marketing Officer for Long John Silver's, Inc. "We can't wait to celebrate NASA's out-of-this-world success, and there's no better way to recognize their giant accomplishments than with free Giant Shrimp for America."

On Monday, May 10, between the hours of 2 p.m. and 5 p.m., customers can stop by any participating Long John Silver's restaurant and enjoy a free Giant Shrimp (one piece per customer).

Typical for my luck, though - no LJS's in Athens. The nearest one is about 35 miles away.

But... mmmm. Shrimp.

Comments

[djfanboy.livejournal.com]

People have planned road trips for less...

[lawgeekgurl.livejournal.com]

yeah, this is the kind of thing that got the head marketing guy from Red Lobster canned!

[fleetfootmike.livejournal.com]

But remember....
God Hates Shrimp!

:) :)

mmm...

[etherial.livejournal.com]

one single solitary piece of shrimp. Gee, I betcha they'll be profiting on that one with the people who come in, eat one piece of shrimp, and then want something more.