Morning meme

[khaosworks]

From mrlogic:

100 statements. Bold is true. Italics are comments.

01. I miss somebody right now
02. I don’t watch much TV these days Mostly Nick at Night and/or as background noise
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I’ve tried marijuana
09. I’ve watched a porn movie
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin Most of the time
14. I like my job
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I’ve been told I have a hot ass I was rated a 7/10 in 1993. Does that count?
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me Not anymore... but my Leatherman was a fixture for a while
20. I’m really, really smart
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal I decline to answer
23. I hate the rain
24. I’m paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
26. I need money right now!
27. I love sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas No, but I lost a Terminator 2 game to an 8-year-old.
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis.
35. I have a twin.
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look sometimes
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic I'm not pessimistic - but I believe in being prepared for the worst case scenario
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot Of course she is, even if you can't stand her
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I’m popular
49. I am currently available
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex On the cheek
51. I enjoy talking on the phone Depends. Sometimes I run out of things to say. Sometimes I can talk for hours. Mostly, I prefer face time.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I’m bourgeois and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders Aye. Long time ago. Not any more. Really.
57. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. But I don't even dislike many people.
59. I’m a pretty good dancer
60. I love animals Cats and dogs, mainly
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I’ve rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before I know how to do it, though
73. I’ve called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I’m not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes
81. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work (or school) to be on Xanga or Livejournal
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I would die for my best friend No, but I would for someone I'm in love with
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
96. Halloween is awesome It could be, but the commercial way it's celebrated isn't.
97. I've watched Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend’s ex
99. I have cut my self before Ouch. Butterfingers
100. I am happy at this moment Enhhh.