Uh...

[khaosworks]

I'm not going to touch this meme, as I'll probably get even more depressed with the answers, but I felt it deserved pointing out.

Comments

[mz-bstone.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm married, so most don't apply to me, but ...

For the really important ones, like going with you to the doc or putting you up for the night?

It wouldn't be the first time.

You just have to promise not to scare the cat or break my action figures.

B

[nighthellcat.livejournal.com]

I already decided not to do that one, nor answer it for any of my LJ friends. What a stupid meme that is.

[gingicat]

FWIW, I have always wanted to get to know you better. Whether something beyond friendship would develop, I can't say, especially given changes within myself lately.

[surrdave.livejournal.com]

I fear that with a meme like that I would not use my powers for good...

[pbristow.livejournal.com]

Well, here are my answers anyway:

Would you
1. Go out with me?
Strictly platonically.
2. Give me your number?
You'll find it in the WiGGLe list
3. Have sex with me?
No way in hell. =:o}
4. Let me kiss you?
Only if it was vital to the plot.
5. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
Sure, no problem. You like Sandra Bullock too?
6. Let me take you out to dinner?
Free food is always welcome.
7. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
You, mean like, share the drive to filk con? No problem.
8. Take a shower with me?
Well, maybe in water shortage circumstances, where you don't want to waste the extra it takes on getting the mix right each time.
9. Be my GF/BF?
Not equipped to be GF; Not inclined to be BF.
10. Have a fling with me?
What shall we fling? A piano? A cow?
11. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
I'd probably be shocked into silence long enough for you to get things off your chest, yeah.
12. Buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
Sure. Unless I didn't have any money either, on account of having already bought your last 3 drinks.
13. Take me home for the night?
Yeah... To your place, and leave you there. =:o}
14. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
Sure. I now own a sofa. =:o}
15. Sing car karaoke with me?
Try and stop me.
16. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
OK.
17. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
Well, since you didn't post it, I figure I'm excused this one.
18. Let me give you a piggyback ride?
Uh... Maybe... Is this after buying you all those drinks?
19. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
If you're reasonably sure I'm the nearest filker, probably. Unless I'm unfit to drive.

There, not too painful was it? =:o}

[plaid-dragon.livejournal.com]

Not a meme I want to do either. Besides, you probably know most of the answers I would give. I could point out that the most likely answer to "drive me somewhere/anywhere?" would be "up the wall or around the bend", that I would happily eat out with you, buy you a drink if you had no money and be decidely p*ssed off if you rang me from Atlanta to pick you up at 3am because I'm not driving 5000 miles at that time of the morning even for you!

[rms-butterfly.livejournal.com]

I really don't know you well enough to answer the questions meme, but I wanted to tell you that you made a guest appearence in a dream of mine on Saturday night. I think we were at a con, don't remember anyone else specifically being there, though. You were suddenly in the top bunk of a bed (in a hotel?) with me. We slept. Not exciting, but just odd enough that I wanted to share.

*hugs*
'berta