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Jun. 27th, 2009 12:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
06:26 LA Times and CBS News report Michael Jackson has died, age 50.
06:31 RT @deadpossum: working from SF for 3 days. Suggestions on inspiring non-touristy things to do? cafe/snack recommendations appreciated!
06:35 So, following the rule of three, who's the next celebrity death?
06:40 Too soon? Yeah, too soon.
06:50 As people are reminding me, Ed McMahon was the 1st, which makes Fawcett the 2nd and Jackson the 3rd. The cosmic joker is thus satisfied.
06:52 Give me a break. I haven't had my morning kopi-o kosong yet.
07:03 I'd rather hear about Farrah than a pedophiliac manchild who dangled his baby out a window. Yes, I said it was too soon. I LIED.
07:11 Still waiting for the 1st Jackson death conspiracy theory. When Diana died, it took 30 mins. for the the 1st one to show up on USENET.
07:12 Worst thing? They'll be playing Jackson songs for the fscking next week. At least. Am already shuddering in apprehension.
09:49 And to trot out the standard Jackson joke: at least this poor black boy grew up and died as he wanted: a rich, white woman. Only in America.
10:20 now has a Michael Jackson version of the Parrot Sketch in his head. This Jackson is no more. He has ceased to be... he is an ex-Jackson.
16:23 There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
16:51 urghs. It's half an hour to quitting time, I'm hungry, tired and have to work tomorrow. Can I have some cheese with my whine?
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