an icepick through the keyhole

Somewhere in an alternate universe, I am writing the script for a movie where where Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann come across a map left behind by the late Elaine Marley, whose husband, the legendary pirate Guybrush Threepwood, vanished while searching for a great secret and a greater treasure. And somewhere, in the mystical trap that is Big Whoop, locked in eternal combat with his nemesis, is the biggest, baddest zombie pirate of them all... LeChuck.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Return to Monkey Island

A man can dream.