Da Interview, Redux

[khaosworks]

I'm bored, I can't really find stuff to talk about - the news is so depressing, what with Katrina, then the anticlimax of Rita, the ongoing war in Iraq, Roberts being sworn in as Chief Justice. I can't even get happy about Tom DeLay's indictment, except to say "What the fuck took them so long?"

So, I'll open this to the floor, if anybody cares. A couple of years ago there was this "interview" meme going around. I kind of liked answering the questions, so... here it goes again. Any of you. Interview me. Five questions. Any topic. I'll answer them as completely and as honestly as I can.

Comments

[sdorn.livejournal.com]

What types of humor do you love? What type(s) may not offend you but does create the response, huh?

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

You have four more questions. :)

[sdorn.livejournal.com]

Either that or you can talk about five styles of humor...

[osj.livejournal.com]

sorry, but news just got even more depressing. bombs in bali. again.

[pbristow.livejournal.com]

OK...

1. If you found you needed to raise a lot of money very quickly (say 1000 USD or equivalent in a week), what would you do?

2. If you were stranded a thousand miles from anyone else in the world, but in your current home, with food spotaneously appearing in the freezer / cupboard when needed and with all infrastructure and utilities still mysteriously working... What would you do with your time?

3. Same setup as (2) - What would you miss the most?

4. You receive a voucher to buy any one item of health & fitness training/exercise equipment. What do you get, and why?

5. You're arrested. You get one 'phone call. Who?

Questions

[(Anonymous)]

1) Are you really the only "Doctor Who" fan Singapore has ever produced, or does it just seem that way from the outside? Did you kill all the others in an outburst of "I'm the only scarf-wearer in the village!" style territorialism? ;-)

2) If Chelsea entered the World Cup, keeping all their international players, how far would they get?

3) Do you ever worry that we might be adding just a bit *too much* needless detail to Wikipedia?

4) I'm doing jury service next week. Any tips? (Aside from 'stay awake and pay attention', obviously...).

5) Which missing episode would you most want back and why?

Paul

[gingicat]

1) You've mentioned wanting to emigrate from Singapore. Where do you want to go, and how long do you think it will take?

2) If I somehow miraculously manage to get to 1812Tone, what will you do when you see me? ;)

3) If we happen to be at the same con, is it still OK if I sing "Hold the Line" for a one-shot? (It's just my favorite performance song right now, when my voice is in shape.)

[nightface.livejournal.com]

1. Since you're closer to us then most filkers worldwide, any chance of us getting you to a Con in Israel sometime?

2. Do you know when you might have a cd out? (I know I've asked before, but I could promise you half dozen orders from here, maybe more.

3. How do you reconcile going from the Law to History, or even just wanting to? (been trying to figure this out myself, except as re Economics.)

4. Why Cthulu?

5. What do you think of the new Battlestar Galactica, expecially the end of season 2?

[patoadam]

Are you still considering getting a Ph.D. in History?