an icepick through the keyhole

These questions brought to you courtesy of tigerbright. Hon, you have two more if you want them.

( 1) You've mentioned wanting to emigrate from Singapore. Where do you want to go, and how long do you think it will take? )

( 2) If I somehow miraculously manage to get to 1812Tone, what will you do when you see me? ;) )

( 3) If we happen to be at the same con, is it still OK if I sing Hold the Line for a one-shot? (It's just my favorite performance song right now, when my voice is in shape.) )

Next!

These five question brought to you courtesy of pbristow

( 1. If you found you needed to raise a lot of money very quickly (say 1000 USD or equivalent in a week), what would you do? )

( 2. If you were stranded a thousand miles from anyone else in the world, but in your current home, with food spotaneously appearing in the freezer / cupboard when needed and with all infrastructure and utilities still mysteriously working... What would you do with your time? )

( 3. Same setup as (2) - What would you miss the most? )

( 4. You receive a voucher to buy any one item of health & fitness training/exercise equipment. What do you get, and why? )

( 5. You're arrested. You get one 'phone call. Who? )

I'm bored, I can't really find stuff to talk about - the news is so depressing, what with Katrina, then the anticlimax of Rita, the ongoing war in Iraq, Roberts being sworn in as Chief Justice. I can't even get happy about Tom DeLay's indictment, except to say "What the fuck took them so long?"

So, I'll open this to the floor, if anybody cares. A couple of years ago there was this "interview" meme going around. I kind of liked answering the questions, so... here it goes again. Any of you. Interview me. Five questions. Any topic. I'll answer them as completely and as honestly as I can.