Everbody Wang Chung tonight

[khaosworks]

From Bash.org, the repository of odd IM and IRC exchanges: proof positive that J.K. Rowling is a dirty woman making fools of us all.

[JonJonB] Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word 
"wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
[JonJonB] Let's see the results...

[JonJonB] "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
[JonJonB] "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got 
expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in 
half an' everything

[JonJonB] A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking 
forward to.

[JonJonB] "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It 
wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday 
she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches 
long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
[JonJonB] "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven 
inches. "

[JonJonB] Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He 
raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty 
air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, 
throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

[JonJonB] "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, 
tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

[JonJonB] The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll 
will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang 
had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one 
of the troll's nostrils.

[JonJonB] He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was 
covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

[JonJonB] He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort 
of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the 
dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

[JonJonB]Ok
[JonJonB] I have found, definitive proof
[JonJonB] that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
[JonJonB]"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving 
into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on 
flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear 
his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her 
again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

[melusine] O_______O

[JonJonB] Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end 
of his wang

[JonJonJonB] Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery 
substance with its tip.

[JonJonJonB] 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they 
struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left 
hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Comments

[susanscookietin.livejournal.com]

You're dirty!

Heeheehee...

[shannachie.livejournal.com]

Yeiihhhh!
I got my vocabulary enhanced. Mind you, both LEO and Merriam Webster were as innocent as I was. Good thing there's the Urbandictionary (of slang terms).
Where I am perfectly conversant where words like 'oneric' or 'septentrional' are concerned, I flunk at everyday slang terms. Definitely in need of tuition.

[jacob-day.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!

I have some friends who are both perverted and major Harry fans, this is the perfect link for them.